Tag Archives: Fantasy

Another party member has turned on you? You want to stop them rampaging through the group but what choice do you have? Simple. With these new rubber crossbow bolts, you can launch them with impunity into friend or foe alike. … Continue reading →

Has your fighter got Charisma as his dump stat? Does he need a little perk? Using this special paint, your fighter can get his own bow tie transferred onto his armour. And we all know how cool bow ties are.

New research on Gelatinous Cubes has come up with the alchemical soloution, that we like to call DIMSO. Any potion added to DIMSO is taken internally even if you touch it on your skin. The new Healing Grenades work by … Continue reading →

Simply give this horn to your local Bard and see how many creatures he can agro simply by blowing it. Guaranteed to annoy someone.

Using a similar idea to the Babel Fish, this set of teeth listen to your words and then project a telepathic inference of those words to all in your vicinity. Never be at a loss for words again.

Need to see something far away up close? Try using this 4 lens monocle. One lens lets you see close. The second lets you see far away. The third allows you to see very far away. And the fourth stops … Continue reading →

Tired of being ambushed by wild animals? One application of this fur-growing oil will turn your plate mail fighter into a replica tiger. Comes in 4 exciting furs: Bear, Tiger, Blink Dog and Rabbit. Not to be used around naked … Continue reading →

Tired of carting around your heavy spell books? Use this handy Kandle S-Book reader instead. Weighs less than a normal tome and recharges with the Solar Pith Helment.

Instead of being blinded by motion blur, these glasses allow you to project that blur to others. As long as you’re moving fast enough, they’ll never see you.